February 2011
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January 2011
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Being lovely pays off
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“For the second year in a row, the U.S. military has lost more troops to suicide...”
– http://www.congress.org/news/2011/01/24/more_troops_lost_to_suicide (via thelastsemester)
32 reblogs and likes with no credit to me. Isn't...
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Drunk texting
While consuming mass amounts of belgium wheat beer and playing apples to apples last night I happen to look across the pub and notice my friend struggling to keep his eyes open. So I texted him, “are you as drunk as I am? “
Looking through my texts this morning turns out I didn’t text my buddy….. I texted my dad
“I never could make you giggle but I bet I could get you drunk”
– Rayme
Your misfortune makes me giggle
Jesse: so I ran into a door last night. I thought it was an automatic and it turned out to be push.
Me: bahahahahahahah. Thank you.
Jesse: to make matters worse, there were people right behind me coming into the store so I couldn't even try to play it off
I met Nolan last night
He’s so beautiful, why can’t I be ready to date yet
Why did Chris Brown attack Rihanna?... They got in...
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I miss summer….beer…baseball
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